|Crime: Defacing an Imperial Aquila. Sentence: Death by rivets|
Fortunately Orks don't care about precision, symmetry and other such niceties. Once I got into the swing of it the modifications became almost enjoyable.
|They vandalised my beautiful front door. Bastards.|
|They'll never get the glass back in that window.|
|You better nail that landing. Unless you want an extra arsehole.|
|Note the Orky take on the Chrysler logo|
|The tanks will never make it to the 2nd floor now|
|I had to use larger rivets when I got drunk|