|Fire in the hole|
Saturday, 28 December 2013
Work on the Exocrine conversion continues. I decided to call mine an Endocrine. Possibly because I'm feeling hormonal. I had a lot of fun building the gun (bio-cannon? I don't even know what they're called yet) which is a heavily kit bashed Tyrannofex Rupture Cannon. The stickman arms were less fun. Scratch building with Grey Stuff is interesting but its a bit like clay and difficult to do sharp edges well. Its easier to just use bits of old models for spikey bits or carve the dried resin into the desired shape.
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
Well, the Hormagaunts are languishing in hobby torpor. I have been compulsively viewing Bell of Lost Souls and The Tyranid Hive forums for scraps of rumours about the Nid release in January. There aren't even that many, just rehashes of models already leaked and endless speculation. Its embarrasing really, but I kind of wish Christmas would just go away so that "Niduary" (as the forums call it) can arrive. It doesn't help that I'm working all over the festive season and on out-of-hours support.
|Exocrine next to a Tyrannofex. Thanks to The Tyranid Hive for this|
Friday, 13 December 2013
I started getting caught up in the hype surrounding the forthcoming Tyranid release. There are so many different and sometimes conflicting rules postings that it all becomes white noise and I try to just look at the pictures. I decided to dig out my conversions for comparison. If the price of the models is anything like the rumours portend then I'll be using my 'counts as' for some time to come.
|Size does matter. But so does price.|
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
Monday, 9 December 2013
I pulled out my box of poor, neglected Hormagaunts today. They were the first Nid models I bought and I've always had a soft spot for them. They were only used (disastrously) in a couple of games where I quickly realised that fielding a brood of 12 just wasn't enough. I bought more, but I never even finished building them all. Shame on me.
|I need to spend some serious hobby time with these poor wee fellas|
Saturday, 7 December 2013
Karl down at the club gave me some ancient GW models the other week (I now yearn to build 'old school' Necrons). Amongst them was a metal miniature called a 'Zoat'. I had never heard of Zoats before but he assured me that they were the forerunners of the Tyranid race. I was intrigued.
|What the hell is it?|
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
Wednesday, 27 November 2013
I couldn't resist it. I had to buy a Ghost Ark as well. Its such an excellent model that my life felt empty and joyless without it. It was satisfyingly complex to build and paint too. I dutifully followed the instructions right up to the part where it said "we recommend painting this assembly before the next stage". Screw that. I just glued the bugger together and blu-tacced the warrior carcasses in place. I wanted to play with it, dude. Its a toy, dammit!
Wednesday, 20 November 2013
Friday, 15 November 2013
Monday, 11 November 2013
Well that took freaking ages. I never realised just how fiddly some of these models are. There might not appear to be much difference in the photo but the green is now added. Again, I had to paint it white first and then add Scorpion Green. This proved to be too light, so I added a green wash. This made it too dark so I added a lighter Scorpion Green. It still didn't look right so I gave up.
Sunday, 10 November 2013
I put the washes on (Reikland Fleshshade & Nuln Oil) which has softened the 'construction site' yellow a little and added more contrast to the silver. I also put a heavy black wash on the guns (and tails!) with Tin Bitz overbrushed on top.
Saturday, 9 November 2013
Second colour added. One more to go and they are tournament ready! Lol. Like they'll ever compete in a tournament. I think yellow is quite original for Necrons, but I have a horrible feeling that it just looks stupid. Maybe some of that Iyanden or Tau shooty goodness will rub off though.
|Transformers, Tau bots in disguise!|
Thursday, 7 November 2013
I've bitten the bullet and started painting psycho robots. Quickly. In fairness, the plate metal primer makes the first part really easy. All models were done in under an hour. I like painting and all, but basecoating an entire army is boring as hell. This is waaay faster, gives a smooth finish, requires no preparation or cleaning and makes you high, all at the same time. Aerosols for the win.
Sunday, 27 October 2013
I was going to start painting my Necrons this week, I really was. I even bought some Army Painter plate mail primer so I didn't have to actually paint them with a brush. Once the silver base coat is on, its mainly down to adding a black wash and they're 80% finished. I've heard stories of people throwing all the models in a plastic bag, adding the wash and just shaking up the bag. Thats two out of your three colours right there.
|One big happy family|
Thursday, 17 October 2013
Continuing the theme of Necron objective markers with a Genestealer twist, I decided to create some more. This time without the Necrons. Which kind of makes them just Genestealers really. Sue me. I don't plan to use them in games any time soon but it was fun to use up all my spare parts and bits of scenery.
|Is it nice, my precious? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?|
Monday, 30 September 2013
|"Advance to the objective, minons! And somebody put Geoff's head back on."|
Monday, 23 September 2013
Monday, 9 September 2013
Finished! Well, I could tinker with it more but I'll go blind if I put one more rivet on, so I'm calling it done. The Orkification was the most difficult part really. Forcing yourself to glue random shit onto a model just feels... unnatural. Drinking a bottle of wine and listening to 'Woodpeckers from Mars' by Faith No More helps. However, it makes the rivets difficult to see, never mind glue on.
|Crime: Defacing an Imperial Aquila. Sentence: Death by rivets|
Thursday, 5 September 2013
Well, I finally got the landing pad to fit on top of the Manufactork. I'm not sure its a viable piece of scenery any more since you will have to make a 17" charge up the sheer side of a building in order to assault anything inside it. Or you could go round the back and play Qbert on the different levels to get up there. Assuming you hug the lee of the wall in order to get defilade. Because you can bet your bottom dollar that the defender will put something hideously shooty up there.
|All along the watchtower. Thudd Guns kept the view.|
Friday, 30 August 2013
Monday, 26 August 2013
I've been working on the looted Ork manufactorum. Chris instructed me to add a crane and a skyshield landing pad to the structure. So I decided to put some doors on it. Some big ass doors which can open and close and have a working lock mechanism. I never was very good at taking instructions.
|Shrine of the Aquila. Not.|
Monday, 19 August 2013
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
Sunday, 11 August 2013
Saturday, 10 August 2013
The Games Workshop model for the Biovore is someone's idea of a joke. Its got to be. Lets ignore for the moment the stupid grin and 1980's fashion gauntlets. These guys have enormous, veiny dicks complete with eyes, growing out of their back. And if you look closely, its actually meat and two veg. The pair of testicles hanging over their head is what really clinches it for me:
|This fellow is actually teabagging himself. And smiling about it.|
Monday, 5 August 2013
Day 2 dawned bright and early. Having achieved a form of consciousness via the judicious application of coffee and cigarettes, I discovered that my first opponent was Kent.
Sunday, 4 August 2013
After a night of frantic basing and 'slap a wash on it and hope no one notices' frolics, I arrived at Call To Arms 2013, slightly disheveled. Suffering both sleep and nicotine deprivation I was thrown into my first game.
Saturday, 3 August 2013
Late posting because I finally realised that I wasn't going to be finished in time for the tournament and so I stopped procrastinating on this idiotic blog, knuckled down and got on with it.
|Hive Fleet.. something or other. Screw you, I like the colour scheme.|
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Sunday, 28 July 2013
I stopped dicking around and declared The Swarmlord finished. Its the only model I have finished painting in my proposed list for Call To Arms. This is slightly worrying since the tournament is in 6 days. To be fair, all of the army list is at least 80% done. The trouble is that the remaining 20% is mostly boring shit like edge highlighting and basing which I really don't want to do. Swarmy started out life as a Flyrant conversion:
|I was going through a particularly bad phase of acid flashbacks when I painted this.|
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Wednesday, 17 July 2013
Well that was worse than I thought it would be. About 15 hours to paint stripey Termagaunts. It took me all weekend and most of Monday night. Granted there were long periods of weeping, hysteria and staring vacantly into space humming to myself.
|Do they look the same as the original paint job? Was it worth 15 hours? Huh? Huh?!|
Sunday, 14 July 2013
I don't play Starcraft. Actually, I do fire up the game every now and again and push buttons, but any self respecting Starcraft gamer would not call this 'playing'. So this post isn't named particularly well. I do have nice horde of gribblies shaping up though:
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Well I thought I only set unrealistic and/or pointless goals at work, but it seems to be a worrying trait in other areas now. Having decided to repaint all my termagants, I clumped them all together and took a picture:
|We Represent The Lullaby League|
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Pro-Tip: When you buy a Dremel rotary tool you should totally destroy all your carefully painted models with it. You know you have spare heads.
|Despite being upgraded to a Swarmlord, the Tyrant was still mostly armless.|