Saturday, 13 October 2018

Falling to Chaos



Time to take stock of my swelling tide of grey plastic.  There's quite a few other things I want to buy: Nightvault, Spiteclaw's Swarm, The Eyes of the Nine, Anacharis Scoria etc. etc. but I really need to do something with all the crap I've already bought. 

I split a box of Renegade with someone at work (I got the shitty Imp. knight but all of the scenery and he got the Warden upgrade arms. Fair trade.)  Together with my Kill Team and Forgebane sets I realised that I have most of an Ad Mech army.


So I'm not going to buy anything else until I've at least put it together.  Given that I want to convert a large part of it, this is going to take some time.  The one exception to this ban is Blackstone Fortress.  If GW release that game this year then I will drop everything and open my wallet wider than the Cicatrix Maledictum.


I wanted to start small so I built one Skitarii Ranger and became bored immediately.  I skipped the rest of the army and moved straight on to the knight.   Unfortunately I didn't like the pose at all so I started messing about with increasingly heretical ideas.  This particular cult of the Omnissiah are obviously the ones who built the Mad Cat for the Red Scorpions.  Little did the Astartes know when they commissioned this project from their local forgeworld was that it was deeply mired in heresy.  The Madcat was just a proof of concept for the hellforged abominations that they wished to create.  Its way past time I fell to Chaos.


Tuesday, 2 October 2018

Fields of Blood - Day 2


++Game 4++  Serendipity

The clocks went forward overnight in NZ on Sunday and I woke up late.  I was halfway down Brooklyn Hill before I remembered that I had forgotten my display board for the Beauty Pageant finals.  I had to go back and retrieve it and ended up 10 minutes late for my first game of the day.  I had no time to get a coffee which was a huge blow to both morale and mental faculties.  I also badly needed the toilet.  I couldn't possibly get any more flustered so I just relaxed and went with it (not enough to let go of my bowels, but you know what I mean).  Upon arrival at the hall, the TO informed me that I had drawn a bye and didn't have to play.  Blessed be the RNG Gods!  I quickly grabbed caffeine, relieved myself and spent the next 2 hours wandering around, chatting and taking pictures.  With no opponent to play, I scored a default win. Bliss.  Since I have no pictures of my own game I've included a selection of other people's:

Aidan Corlett vs. Hagen Kerr


Craig Latta vs. Paul Knieriem

Shane Rongonui vs. Simon Smith

Erm... ahh shit I've forgotten

Liam Miskelly vs. Dave Hodgetts

"Shhh! Be vewy qwiet. We're hunting wabbits.." (Craig Stewart vs. Sam Whitt)

Adam Thornton vs. ....?

Spot the grumpy T.O.

Rory Taylor vs. Jordan Green

Bob Pearce vs. Ryan Moran


Dave Lewy vs. Sean Sullivan
Marked for death.  John Murrie vs. Cody Parlato



++Game 5++ Cameron Robertson - Blood Angels


This was a kill point mission essentially with extra points for killing vehicles and characters.  Cameron had brought Mephiston, Astorath the Grim, Slamguinius and Slamguinius-lite.  I didn't rate my chances with a single Jump Pack captain of my own so I castled up in the corner of the board and milled about in confusion.


He had named his army the 'Bloody Nose' which was either displaying bravado or a wry sense of humour, I'm not sure which.  I got first turn and blew up a Redemptor.  Good start!  My opponent then launched the most inept assault I have ever seen.  The primarch of the Ninth would have been appalled.  Oh, there was nothing wrong with his tactics.  He had Stratagems and psyker powers which practically guaranteed a devastating charge.


Mephiston and the two Jump Pack captains were set up to come down on me from the heavens with vampiric fury and shut down my shooting.  Astorath and the Death Company would then sweep through my back lines.  The problem was that Cameron's dice had gone on a short holiday to hell and he failed practically every roll in his initial psychic, assault and charge phase.  Captain Precarius took full advantage of the situation to bash Mephiston's head in (God that felt good.  I love Dante but Mephiston gives me the fucking willies).


Then my (completely un-teabagged) heavy artillery opened up like rolling thunder.  The result was slightly underwhelming; they only just managed to take Slamguinius down. But I was ahead on points.  Cameron's second wave of assaulters was successful but I had done enough damage to stay ahead.  If the game had gone a full 6 rounds it might have been a different story but I was saved by the bell and the T.O. called time.



++Game 6++ James Milner - Black Templars and Sisters


I got Celestined!  I've never faced St. Celestine before and the trash talk is true.  She's utterly frustrating to deal with on a heavy terrain board where all first level ruins block line of sight.  This was another progressively scored objective mission, but with only 4 Objective Markers.  I took out the Land Raider and killed Celestine but she just came back to life, popping up in the soft underbelly, stealing my home objective right out from under my nose.


Cpt. Precarius decided to rectify this affront to the Chapter's honour and declared a charge after I opened fire with everything in range and only managed to kill the Geminis.  She butchered him out of hand. Thinking about it now, I must have forgotten that he had the Shield Eternal but those termies in the background would have finished the job next turn anyway.


James's Thunderhammer/Stormshield Terminators were a real thorn in my side, which probably shows how weak my list (and my generalship) is.  I tried a few shenanigans and shot all his scouts off one of the objectives with the Madcat but I was playing it counts-as Stormtalon Gunship. The 'Boots on the Ground' rule prevented me from capturing the objective myself.


I even killed his Landraider but it didn't matter because Celestine was playing merry hell with my back lines, dancing in and out of LOS blocking cover.  The flyer nabbed Linebreaker again (is that illegal now too?) so I salvaged one point from my final game.


In total, I had scored 1 win, 1 bye and 4 losses with a smattering of bonus points.  Not my worst result by any means but this tournament was not just about generalship.  In fact, battle points only counted for 40% of your total score.  I had maxed out both my Painting and Sportsmanship scores.  We were also marked on army composition which accounted for 10% of the total. I bagged 7/10 so effectively won an extra game over someone who scored 0.  All of which meant I came in 19th out of 59.  Not bad at all, considering.  And I got best painted too which, as you can probably guess, I was trying very, very hard to win.


Rogue's gallery.  Click to enlarge:

Alistair Morgan


Craig Latta (Interesting hand positioning!)


Dave Lewy


Hagen Kerr



John Murrie

Jordan Green


Josh Hill



Liam Miskelly



Ryan Pike


Sam Whitt



Glen Burfield/Cody Parlato/Jake Easton won best terrain



Scott Avery
Ryan Moran