Sunday, 14 December 2014
Sunday, 7 December 2014
Wednesday, 26 November 2014
Sunday, 16 November 2014
Thursday, 13 November 2014
Never let it be said that I shirk a challenge. When tasked by a young gentleman in our local GW store to convert one of his Lizardmen into a musician, I accepted readily. The fact that he voted for me in Armies on Parade has nothing to do with it. I am of course open to bribery of any kind, especially if it involves free bits of styrene. Just sayin'.
Thursday, 6 November 2014
This is probably a bad time to start getting into Necrons, what with all the anticipated Tyranid releases. The Toxicrene/Maleceptor is out this weekend and I should be clearing the decks and breaking out the magnets. I even bought White Dwarf for the first time in nearly a year and I actually didn't regret it.
Wednesday, 29 October 2014
Sunday, 26 October 2014
Sunday, 14 September 2014
I now own two different versions of Imperial Armour 4 thanks to Chris who gifted me his 1st edition copy, knowing that I'd enjoy the old rules and artwork for the terrain (that Anphelion base is insane). I thought I'd better hurry up and finish magnetising his Tervigon by way of recompense.
Sunday, 31 August 2014
Sunday, 24 August 2014
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
Sometimes you've got to stop over-thinking things and just get on with it. I'm a terrible procrastinator. So, on Thursday evening I found myself with a ton of half built terrain, having promised to deliver a full Tyranid board to the CTA tournament venue by Friday night. Another one of those 'Oh Shit' moments followed by another one of those 'Painting Till 3am' sessions.
Monday, 18 August 2014
Sunday, 10 August 2014
Spore Capillary Chimney Towers are complete. I am now officially panicking since all this terrain has to be ready for Friday and Call To Arms, my annual foray into the world of baby seal clubbing (in which I play the seal mostly).
Tuesday, 5 August 2014
Sunday, 3 August 2014
Saturday, 2 August 2014
Just read a post on The Tyranid Hive which asks the question Haven't we all invented a Nid unit at some point? I was absolutely mortified to answer: "No, well not really. I've converted lots of stuff with rules and no models but never actually had the imagination to do something completely different".
Thursday, 31 July 2014
The ruins are fully infested at long last. I thought it would be really cool to put stained glass windows in the Basilica Administratum terrain.
|It was meant to be a nice afterthought. Six frickin' windows took about six hours.|
Tuesday, 15 July 2014
Wednesday, 9 July 2014
I managed to paint 11 Devilgaunts before losing the will to live. So that will have to do for now. This means that I have painted a total of 83 gaunts with only 9 remaining. You'd think it would be easy to make the big push and finish the last few wouldn't you? Its not. Its boring.
|I may need to undergo a partial lobotomy in order to get the last few done.|
Wednesday, 25 June 2014
Following on from my previous post about the interesting effects of Chaos Black Primer, I've finally found the motivation to start making Tyranid terrain. Its a slow process but a welcome change from painting models.
|"On the fourteenth day I went into the kitchen, and I was surprised to find that the fronds of the red weed had grown right across the hole in the wall, turning the half-light of the place into a crimson-coloured obscurity."|
Sunday, 15 June 2014
Styrene mutation continues with my latest Crone. All you need to create this beast is packet of green stuff and more money than sense. Eye of Mawloc and thorax of 'Fex. Wing of Terrorgheist and tail of Trygon. Throw in some Tyrant arms and a pinch of devourers and already you're hoping to God that your wife doesn't find the receipts.
Sunday, 8 June 2014
The Hive Mind was displeased with the performance of the Swarmlord. His subversion of the prey worlds had proven merely adequate of late. As with many Tyranid strains, the Lord of the Swarm was a mutable genus and capable of being bio-engineered into an entirely different species. He had undergone many evolutions in the course of his existence. The transformation was far from painless.
Tuesday, 27 May 2014
When you have more Termagant devourers than you know what to do with, you have to start being creative. I already pulled the arms off 20 Fleshborer gants and turned them into Devilgaunts. I used 12 more to create the twin linked brainleech variant for my Carnifexes and a Flyrant. I destroyed about 10 of them during experimentation with fire and various household chemicals. I'm glad I do all my modelling and painting in the garage. My wife would never allow it in the house.
Sunday, 18 May 2014
Saturday, 10 May 2014
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Having just finished painting my HiveStorm Redoubt, I'll probably drop it from my list. I've won most of my games whilst using the fortification which, given my skill level, probably means its overpowered and broken. Or possibly I've just been lucky.
Thursday, 24 April 2014
The plural of Carnifex is 'Carnifexes'. The contents page of the Tyranid codex plainly states this, so I don't know why I was wondering whether it was 'Carnifexen' or 'Carnifices'. It just goes to show what an overactive imagination gets you. In any event, I am now running a couple of them in my list and actively enjoying them. (I have played all of 3 games with them so far, so this makes me an expert).
Monday, 14 April 2014
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
I read a really interesting article on BOLS which discussed the origin of Tyranid names. Crone, Termagant, Harridan, Harpy, Dominatrix are all disparaging names for women apparently. I can fully relate to this because my Crone was such a bitch to paint.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Tuesday, 11 March 2014
I sold some of my Grey Knights last week. They were a failed experiment in playing an Imperial army and had not seen the tabletop for over a year. Rather than leaving them to rot I sent them to a good home and cleared some storage space. I made a bit of cash, received mutterings of approval from the wife and felt good about myself.
I immediately spent the money on more models.
I immediately spent the money on more models.
|dems Dakkafex dem is|
Tuesday, 4 March 2014
Ok I've got that one out my system. Time to actually do some painting of my army. I don't even use Lictors in my list but I guess I could pass this one off as Deathleaper and try it out. I've just checked and he is the 2nd cheapest HQ choice after the Tyranid Prime (5 points more expensive) and looks to be massively more fun.
|Geneseed extraction commencing...|
Monday, 24 February 2014
Painting the Hivestorm Redoubt is now a distant memory. I had a sudden, overwhelming urge to own 'Deathleaper', one of the new HQ models for Nids (well, he's not actually new, but that's by the by). The local shop didn't have any in stock but my 'impulse buy' button was flashing violently so a Lictor had to suffice. I've pretty much been working on it ever since and I'm not even sure where all the other, unfinished models are. Probably under a table somewhere.
|"Looks like you've got a loose filling back here, Mr Warburton."|
Tuesday, 18 February 2014
Sunday, 16 February 2014
Ah, Venomthropes. I love the smell of Poison 2+ in the morning. Actually you never, ever want it to be in close combat (and it will be dead long before then anyway) so Poison 2+ is a bit of a waste. The Venomthrope, like the mysterious author of the Tyranid Codex, should remain anonymous and out of sight. Producing a nasty surprise and leaving a bad taste in your mouth.
|Silent But Deadly|
Tuesday, 11 February 2014
Monday, 10 February 2014
I have discovered that I am very good at sculpting anuses. This is a slightly worrying revelation given that I wasn't particularly happy with any other feature of my Hivestorm Redoubt.
|Access and egress by means of sphincters|
Sunday, 2 February 2014
The best laid plans of mice and men and all that. I had this really neat idea for my Hivestorm Redoubt involving Acid Sprayers and those toy snakes which are jointed and can be moved around in a slinky sort of way. I employed all the hobby tools at my disposal: insulation foam, green stuff, plasticard, brass and plastic rods with lashings of hot glue. I was going for a living, organic look with the two bastions of the Redoubt modelled as giant, wormlike maws growing out of the ground and Quad Icarus lascannons reminiscent of scorpion tails.
|Feed me Seymour!|
Tuesday, 28 January 2014
Flicking through my new Tyranid codex and trying to build a good list I decided that the best addition to my army would be a non-Tyranid fortification. What an utterly depressing conclusion to reach.
|This is all I've managed to come up with so far. Not a very auspicious beginning.|
Saturday, 18 January 2014
Many people, myself included, tend to think of the new Haruspex as a pile of shite. Thats not to say they don't like the model. They would love to build and paint the kit as a Haruspex but prefer the rules for the Exocrine. Fortunately, GW built the model so that it is very easy to swap the heads and arms and get the best of both worlds. You can now enjoy painting your Haruspex and scaring the cat with it, but use it as an Exocrine when you fancy a game of 40k. I was able to magnetise both variants using 9 magnets in total.
Tuesday, 14 January 2014
I was prepared to be butt hurt on receiving my new Nid codex. The pre-release leaks caused a furore on the forums. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth but I secretly thought that it couldn't be that bad could it? Could it?
|Ok, I built another Exocrine. Or did I?|
Monday, 6 January 2014
When I posted the picture of Tubbs the Tervigon next to my Exocrine conversion I felt a sudden rush of guilt. Having already converted two Tervigons, she was the ugly sister as far as I was concerned. I much preferred Gertie who was lovingly and painstakingly converted and farts termagants out of her arse rather than giving birth by caesarean section (which seems a bit extreme, somehow) .
|Its just a jump to the left...|
Sunday, 5 January 2014
I made my pre-orders for the Harpy/Crone and Haruspex/Exocrine today. I also bought the codex which means that my family will be eating beans on toast for the next 3 months. At least I got my fix eh?
|Look at the size of his... oh, never mind|